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cheshirecat1582
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Ashley Voortman @cheshirecat1582

Age 36, Female

Student

The Art Institute

Minneapolis MN

Joined on 6/13/05

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I used to "5" my own movies believing that they would somehow fly through "Judgement" and get great scores until one day while submitting some crap at 2am in the morning (GMT) I accidentally "Blammed" my own cartoon.

I broke out into a cold sweat and started vomiting.
However, when the movie passed it got a decent score, won an award and ended up on the front page.
Now I seem to have developed a kind of superstition whereby I always "Blam" my own cartoon while it is "Under Judgement".

It may seem foolish to some to spend months on a project, finally submit it and then be the first to vote zero but I swear it works. Every-time I follow the superstition I win an award or get front-page and, once, been offered some casual but lucrative work.

I don't know how it works but it does!

LOL you broke out in a cold sweat and started vomiting? Because you voted a 0? Thats awesome!!! I know Normally when I dont vote at all on my flash it will get a better score but I think its all in my head... lol Or maybe there is something to this... Anyways... Thanks for the story... it was very entertaining...

you don't have to vote for yourself ... i vote for you ;)
anyway, congrats for the awards, finally on NG people appreciate art stuff (not only "funny" flashes ... remembering some comments...)

Yeah but there are still some stranglers out there who vote 0 cuz it didn't have poop in it or a penis... lol I really hate that... nothing brings me down more then people sayign my work sucks cuz it wasn't funny enough... they just dont under stand... thats not why i do them... Lol but the people who do enjoy my flashes I normally go to there home page and see if they have anything they made... or i like to see whats in there faves... Lol but Thanks for your votes!!! Thats why I keep making Flashes...

your picture scared the hell out of me..........................AHHHHHHHH HHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im not that ugly... Lol but I do bite....

ur avatar is missing a mouth = (no mouth on the smiley)

Yessss......... Lol I dont need a mouth... communicate telepathy...

actually you'r my favourite flash artist on NG (and EvilDog)
anyway, this is a fact that there are around 75~80 % stupid people in the world, NG make no exception
you make you art and put on your heart the feedback that you have from smart-wise-artistic educated people

you knocked ME down you bastard

would've gotten daily 5th if it wasn't for you!! oh well you deserve it

Woah!
I live next to a REALY AWESOME ARTIST!
Awesome!

wanna sex?

With a website this large and thousands of voters, it's not going to make enough of a difference to be unfair, so voting on your own work seems to be the norm here. Congrats on the awards.

I wouldn't leave a review, but in 'I am the Walrus"
It's "Goo Goo G'joob"

That really just bugs the hell out of extreme Beatles fans.

Awesome job on the beatle song!
and are you by any chance Dutch? Voortman is a dutch name ^^

that piture without UR mouth iz hot

ITS GOO GOO GOO JOOB
redheads are soo
stoopid
crazy ass included

If I were you I would wait till like five so that way lots of people will be home from work and school and probably wont beeating dinner for another hour.

Nice work on the Pink Floyd movie, I kinda imagined the "music" a bit differently but sorta close.

Aww damnit you're a redhead! I'm a sucker for your type >.<

Anyway nice job! love the photoshop picture too, especially on the hair, holy crap you should see some work I do on birds.